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Happy Graduation : After thousands of dollars spent on a good University, Years of hard work and effort I'm going to graduate. Because there are no jobs out there for what I studied I will have to take a minimum wage job. Thanks to the economy. Saturday Apr 25th, 2009 Life Sucks |
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Morning Rush : I put on the same pants I was wearing yesterday. Then while walking up in front of my coworkers I felt like I was stepping on something. I looked down to find my underwear from the previous day had been stuck at the bottom of my pant. While I was Monday Apr 06th, 2009 Life Sucks |
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Butt dial : I was telling my friend how much I was in love with this girl. That I wanted to make love to her, and all that. Later my grilfriend called and dumped me, my cell had called her friend, and she had heard everything. Thursday Apr 09th, 2009 Friends Family |
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Girl number : a girl gave me her number on the weekend. I tried to call it today only to find it was a dating service. Tuesday Apr 14th, 2009 Life Sucks |
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wiped out : I had just eaten a hotdog and had no napkins. I decided to use a leaf instead, to wipe my hands. I grabbed the leaf only to see it was covered in white poop from a bird. Monday Apr 06th, 2009 Everything Else |
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Glasses : I usually wear contacts but I didn't have time to put them in today. While wearing my glasses I ran into a girl I really like. She said she loves my glasses because they MAKE me look smarter. Does that mean she does thinks I'm not. Monday Apr 06th, 2009 It Hurts when |
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Examined : I did one of those multiple choice exams where you fill out the slots on another page. When I got the exam back I had failed really bad, so in a rage I tore it up. The next day I spoke to my TA and he told me that Wednesday Apr 01st, 2009 This Sucks |
